Radiohead: In Rainbows

We're proud to announce our latest Series 7 android. Here at Radiohead Industries we have always striven to bring the greatest sense of authenticity to our flagship series of androids and the Radiohead Series 7 is our greatest achievement by far. In this series we have brought elevated the principles of techno-organic synthesis to an art form, transcending the barrier between artifice and the natural world to bring you emotions that humanity cannot describe in words.


The Emotional Cortex of the Radiohead Series 7, nicknamed "In Rainbows", is built around our proprietary recordings of your life and surroundings. We have been observing you for some time and we feel like we can describe you in greater detail than you know. As an owner of the Radiohead Series 3 (nicknamed OK Computer) you may be familiar with many of the themes this new version will play upon. Perhaps you feel alone, perhaps the cold lines of modern living leaves you feeling hollow at the end of the day and you feel as though you will never connect with another human being again.


Good news! Connection with other human beings is within your grasp once more! The "In Rainbows" progressive reconnection sequence is designed to enhance your ownership experience through the selective upload of images directly from your subconscious and transmission to pre-screened mating selections on our Reconnection Database servers. We can feel your pain and we want you to know it's alright. We love you. We here at Radiohead Industries have been studying the separation between people and the rest of the world for a long time and have found a unique solution for our customers.


Thank you for selecting this product, it will keep you sane in the endless tides of noise and confusion. Please check our website for our other offerings, British Sea Power, Broken Social Scene, Tool and Nine Inch Nails.


Good for: Contemplating your life, sitting on a wall in the middle of the street.